Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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