You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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