I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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