youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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