Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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