I love black thongs
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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