drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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