a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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