hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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