I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We talked him into tasing himself.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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