i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You did what with his pubic hair?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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