i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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