Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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