He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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