So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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