So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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