More tranny stories later!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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