I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Randomize
