Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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