So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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