ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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