if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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