She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
