I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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