This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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