We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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