escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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