I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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