i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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