Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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