Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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