I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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