He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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