but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Randomize
