I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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