Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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