I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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