wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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