gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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