ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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