the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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