Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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