If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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