I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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