I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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