at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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