you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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