I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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