Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
