yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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