That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
how drunk are you?
Several
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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