i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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