Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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