I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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