Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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