Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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