I just cut my nipple shaving
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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