i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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