We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize